“Don’t you at least think it was a little suspicious?” Ezra
asked as they walked down the dirt road.
“You’re being paranoid again,” said Lorien.
“Call me paranoid one more time, elf-boy.”
“Ezra,” Katryn said gently, “Don’t you think that maybe you
can be just a little too careful
sometimes?”
“Tell me that when you ignore me and end up dying a horrible
death.”
Katryn sighed. “Look, remember that blacksmith who you
followed around for a week in Blacktrees?”
“He’d put poison in peoples’ blades!”
“You paid him extra to do that.”
“Doesn’t make it healthy.”
“What about the Count of Redcliff?” Lorien pitched in.
“I’ve never met a count who wasn’t out to kill me.”
“That’s because you’re usually out to kill them.”
“And how about the old washerwoman?” Katryn added.
“You can’t tell me that you thought that was her natural
hair color!”
Katryn and Lorien gave each other a long-suffering look, and
Ezra had to restrain herself to keep from reaching for her knives.
Just then, Cory and Muffin came running around the bend
towards them.
“There’s a fork in the road,” Cory said. “One way goes to
the city, and the other way goes to the castle.”
“How did you know that?” asked Lorien.
“There were signs.”
When they reached the fork, sure enough, there were two
signs posted. One read, ‘GREENWOOD CITY- POPULATION: PRETTY DAMN BIG.’ The
other read, ‘DARGHZIN’S CASTLE. TRESPASSERS WILL BE FED TO THE CROCODUCKS.’
Ezra wondered what the hell a crocoduck was. It sounded made
up. Looking aside, she noticed that Katryn’s face suddenly seemed even grimmer
than usual.
“You okay?”
“Hmm? Yep. Let’s go.” She stomped off in the direction of Darghzin’s
castle, looking anything but okay.
The others shrugged at each other and followed her.
The road leading up to the castle was winding and ominous,
fairly standard as these things went. After a while, Lorien called for them to
stop so he could set up some magical shielding.
One at a time, he tapped them lightly on the head with the
tip of his staff. The magic was cool and tingly. Ezra shivered a bit as she
felt it engulf her body and contract inward, wrapping itself tightly around the
center of her magic. It was difficult to describe where, exactly, she felt
this, as the magic didn’t technically have any physical location. Lorien had
explained it to her once, but he’d lost her when he started talking about
transdimensional planes and wibbly-wobbly balls of stuff. She'd begun to suspect that wizards just made things up to look smart.
They continued on, more slowly than before. Finally, the
path widened out as the castle came into view.
It wasn’t an especially unique castle. It was a simple, boxy
fortress on a hill, surrounded by a field of blackened ruins. The ruins,
however, appeared to be something of interest, or at least, Katryn was treating
them as such.
“The bastard,” she growled, just barely audible. “The
Pratchett-damned bastard.”
“Um, Kat..?”
Katryn walked, quickly and purposefully, up to the castle.
Bemused, the rest of the team followed her.
“Katryn,” Lorien tried to say, “should we really just…”
She made an unintelligible snarling noise, and the elf
quickly shut up.
Ezra noticed that Katryn appeared to be counting the ruins
as they walked past them. They looked like the remains of old cottages,
separated by what might once have been small farm plots.
Katryn halted, suddenly, at the castle’s moat. She looked
jarred. Then she drew her broadsword, swinging it deftly around and punching it
deep into the soft earth.
“Can you believe it?” she said, looking angrier than Ezra
had ever seen her. “That asshole built a moat over my house.”
Crocoducks. HELL. YES.
ReplyDeleteI was quite proud of the crocoducks. ^_^
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